THE INSTANT FAN CLUB OATH:
AS A TMBG INSTANT FAN CLUB MEMBER, I AM A WILLING PARTICIPANT IN THIS SECRET EXPERIMENT IN HUMAN HAPPINESS. WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE INSTANT FAN CLUB, I SHALL REPLY: "OH, I DON'T KNOW. YOU MUST BE THINKING OF SOME OTHER BAND."Giants' Instant Fan
Club 2016 Edition
The Instant Fan Club is back! This offering is now closing on April 8th. After that you will not be hearing more about this unless you are a member. Just like the previous three Instant Fan Club offerings, the 2016 IFC is designed to deliver impossibly good value and exceptional exclusives for even the most complete of They Might Be Giants completists. And of course, all the shipping is free and now PayPal is our pal.
Instant Fan
Club
$49.95
Instant Fan Club Members will get…
THE OFFICIAL 2016 INSTANT FAN CLUB T-SHIRT
IT’S BEAUTIFUL, HIGHEST QUALITY AND, OF COURSE, EXCLUSIVE TO CLUB MEMBERS
The “Brooklyn Live 2015” album download mixed by Scott Bozack
THE INSTANT FAN CLUB EXCLUSIVE LIGHT-UP PEN
THE LIVE STREAM OF A TMBG SHOW IN APRIL
THE EXCLUSIVE OFFICIAL 2016 IFC MEMBERSHIP CARD
??AND DON’T FORGET ABOUT
ALL THE BONUS MATERIAL WE AREN’T
EVEN TELLING YOU ABOUT!
● PHONE POWER DOWNLOAD
(NOTE: IF YOU ARE A 2015 IFC MEMBER YOU HAVE ALREADY RECEIVED THIS,
AND YOU WILL GET YOUR PHONE POWER CD SOON!)
● 17 PHONE POWER VIDEOS
And there are
ADDITIONAL 2016 IFC T-SHIRTS
FOR YOUR FAMILY ARE $25 APIECE
PHONE POWER CDS ARE
JUST $10 FOR IFC MEMBERS
ALL PHYSICAL PRODUCTS -- CDS, SHIRTS, ETC --
WILL BEGIN SHIPPING OUT MONDAY, MAY 2
MEMBERS SHOULD EXPECT TO RECEIVE THEIR DELIVERY
WITHIN 3 to 4 WEEKS OF THAT DATE.
PHONE POWER DOWNLOADS WILL DELIVER TO YOUR INBOX
INSTANTLY UPON CHECK OUT!
2016 IFC Super-Presidents will get
everything listed above plus…
THE EXCLUSIVE 2016 IFC SUPER-PRESIDENT T-SHIRT
THE IFC SUPER-PRESIDENT EXCLUSIVE FULL-COLOR CERTIFICATE OF THANK YOU MINI-POSTER
THE IFC SUPER-PRESIDENT EXCLUSIVE GUITAR PICK SET. FIVE COLORS. ALL HEAVY PICKS.
2016 IFC Brand-New-Crazy-Presidents will get…
Everything listed above for regular IFC members
Everything listed above for IFC Super-Presidents
A THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS PERSONALIZED CUSTOM-MADE RINGTONE WITH YOUR NAME
THESE RINGTONES WILL FEATURE YOUR NAME*,
FULLY PRODUCED ORIGINAL MUSIC BY TMBG, AND WILL BE APPROXIMATELY 15 SECONDS IN LENGTH
* WHAT WILL IT BE LIKE? WELL, EACH ONE WILL BE DIFFERENT. WE WILL BE RECORDING A SERIES OF MUSICAL BACKDROPS – TEN OR SO. SOME WILL JUST BE DONE SPONTANEOUSLY WITH THE FULL BAND. WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO MAKING A PHONE MESSAGE FOR EVERY BRAND-NEW-CRAZY-PRESIDENT THAT YOU WILL CHERISH FOR YEARS. WE WILL REACH OUT TO YOU REGARDING THE EXACT PRONUNCIATION OF YOUR NAME. NICKNAMES AND FAMILY NAMES ARE ACCEPTABLE BUT TMBG RESERVES THE RIGHT TO KEEP IT LEGIT. NO EILEEN DOVERS NEED APPLY.
THE IFC CRAZY-PRESIDENT EXCLUSIVE SUNGLASSES
THE IFC CRAZY-PRESIDENT EXCLUSIVE GOLF TEES
ALL SHIPPING AND HANDLING IS FREE. OK, NOT REALLY FREE, BUT ALL SHIPPING COSTS ARE INCLUDED IN THE PRICE OF YOUR MEMBERSHIP (FOR U.S. MEMBERS ONLY).
THERE ARE ALSO ADDITIONAL OPTIONS THAT LET YOU GET THE MOST OUT OF YOUR MEMBERSHIP
+ YOU CAN NOW CREATE GIFT MEMBERSHIPS
+ IFC MEMBERSHIP ALLOWS YOU TO ORDER ADDITIONAL IFC SHIRTS FOR YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
+ IFC SHIRTS ARE AVAILABLE IN WOMEN’S (UP TO 3XL), KIDS, AND ALL XL SIZES (UP TO 5XL!)
+ SHIPPING AND HANDLING IS TOTALLY FREE FOR ALL IFC U.S. MEMBERS
WHILE IT IS NO SECRET THE MUSIC INDUSTRY HAS CRUMBLED TO DUST IN RECENT YEARS, WE HERE AT THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS ARE SOLDIERING ON COMFORTED BY THE KNOWLEDGE THAT OUR PROFESSIONAL FUTURE IS SECURE THROUGH THE ONGOING PATRONAGE OF THE TMBG INSTANT FAN CLUB. WE GRATEFULLY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THE INSTANT FAN CLUB’S CONTINUED ENTHUSIASM, INVOLVEMENT, LOYALTY AND SUPPORT ALLOWS THIS BAND TO STAY FOCUSED ON CREATING NEW MUSIC WITHOUT COMPROMISE, ORIGINAL VIDEOS AND APPS, AND PERFORMING LIVE SHOWS WITH WORLD-CLASS PRODUCTION. RESPECT!
CRUCIAL BOILERPLATE FOR ALL FUTURE INSTANT FAN CLUB MEMBERS
DON’T WRECK A SPECIAL THING.
THIS MATERIAL IS STRICTLY FOR THE PERSONAL ENJOYMENT OF IFC MEMBERS AND IFC MEMBERS ALONE.
INSTANT FAN CLUB MATERIALS ARE NOT TO BE DISTRIBUTED OR RESOLD. IDLEWILD RECORDINGS
RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REFUSE MEMBERSHIP TO ANY PERSONS, AND CANCEL THE MEMBERSHIP OF THOSE FOUND TO BE AUCTIONING,
TRADING OR REPRODUCING FAN CLUB MATERIAL ONLINE. THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS, IDLEWILD RECORDINGS,
AND THEIR MANAGEMENT SINCERELY ASK ALL MEMBERS TO RESPECT AND HONOR THE SANCTITY OF THE CLUB AND ITS PHILOSOPHY.
ALL SALES ARE 100% FINAL. MEMBERSHIP IS NOT REFUNDABLE OR TRANSFERABLE. ONLY ONE MEMBERSHIP PER INDIVIDUAL.
Pay What you Like
For
They Might Be Giants' New Album
Phone Power
They Might Be Giants' have a great new album called Phone Power.
IT'S SO GREAT WE WANT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD TO HAVE IT. AND THAT IS WHERE YOU COME IN: WE WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO PAY WHAT YOU LIKE FOR THIS DOWNLOAD.
THAT COULD BE $25 BUCKS BECAUSE YOU FEEL SUPPORTING THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS' CREATIVE WORK IS AS IMPORTANT AS A TOTE BAG FROM A PUBLIC RADIO STATION,
OR IT COULD BE FREE FOR YOU BECAUSE, LIKE, YOU DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY RIGHT NOW. WE UNDERSTAND. WE TOTALLY SUPPORT THAT IDEA.
WE DON’T MIND GIVING THINGS AWAY.
You get all these songs!
APOPHENIA
I LOVE YOU FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL REASONS
TO A FOREST
I AM ALONE
SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT DETROIT
TROUBLE AWFUL DEVIL EVIL
ECNALUBMA
DAYLIGHT
SOLD MY MIND TO THE KREMLIN
IT SAID SOMETHING
IMPOSSIBLY NEW
I’LL BE HAUNTING YOU
GOT GETTING UP SO DOWN
WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?
SHAPE SHIFTER
BILLS, BILLS, BILLS
BLACK OPS ALT
I WASN'T LISTENING
PAY WHAT YOU LIKE AND GET PHONE POWER: THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS' NEW 18 TRACK ALBUM IN THE TOP QUALITY 320 KBS MP3 FORMAT RIGHT NOW
(WE’RE SUGGESTING $9 BUT ANY AMOUNT—EVEN A ZERO—WILL UNLEASH THE DOWNLOAD!)
SOME PHILOSOPHICAL BOILERPLATE:
This "PAY WHAT YOU LIKE" program for the Phone Power album is not going to go on forever. In fact, we hope to sell some of them in the near future when people realize how good it is. So we respectfully ask everyone not to overthink our intentions and start posting the files for free everywhere. They Might Be Giants really does rely on sales to pay for our videos, recordings, apps and a host of other things. Right? Thanks.WE GRATEFULLY ACCEPT PayPal, VISA, MASTERCARD, AND AMEX.
$
- Sold out remaining!
PLEASE NOTE THAT THE GIFT RECIPIENT WILL RECEIVE A CONFIRMATION EMAIL UPON COMPLETION OF THE PURCHASE PROCESS.
CHARACTERS LEFT:
Size of super presidents shirt
CONTACT INFORMATION
ALL U.S. MEMBERSHIPS INCLUDE FREE SHIPPING AND HANDLING. BY NECESSITY, FOR
MEMBERSHIPS OUTSIDE OF THE UNITED STATES, A CHARGE OF $40 MUST BE APPLIED TO
PAY FOR ADDITIONAL SHIPPING, HANDLING AND CUSTOMS CHARGES.